He Said, She Said:

He said to me: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said: You wear pants don't you?

He said to me: Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said: That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said: What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said: Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said: Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said: They don't have time.

He said: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said: We don't know; it has never happened.

He said: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said: They already have boyfriends.

She said: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said: A widow.

He said : Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

He said: Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said: I would but you're never there.

He said: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said: We don't know; it has never happened.