Jokes to Tell after the 6th Beer:

Q: Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
A: When you take it off you wonder where her tits went.
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Q: What do rednecks do for Halloween?
A: Pump kin.
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Q: How can you spot a blind guy at the nudist colony?
A: It's not hard.
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Q: Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
A: The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
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Q: Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
A: She is the one who can eat the last donut.
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Q: What's the definition of "virginity?"
A: A big issue over a little tissue.
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Q: What do you do when your Kotex catches fire?
A: Throw it on the floor and tampon it.
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Q: How are women like screen doors?
A: Once they get banged a few times they loosen up.
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Q: Why don't women need driver's licenses?
A: There's no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.
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Q: Did you hear about the confused Canadian Mountie?
A: He jumped on his whistle and blew his horse.
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Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering wheels?
A: More head room.